KCPR Winter Trainee Party. We got a reputation for million $$$ nose violations, under-rage drunk in privates, and sweaty shirtless boys on the dance floor aka your living room couch, table, and kitchen counter. Ladies, make sure to visit The Center first thing Saturday morning and at the very latest, Monday. Dudes, just put on the condom before you get to the party. Make sure to bring a spare. And drink Mountain Dew, lowers the sperm count. Nasty mother fuckers.
PLEASE GET IT ON:
N.E.R.D. - EVERYONE NOSE
DJ DEEON - GIMME HEAD (K.S. REMIX)
RISKAY - SMELL YO DICK (SOLLY STANKY PECKER EDIT)
PASE ROCK - LINDSEY LOHANS REVENGE (ESTAW KOOCHY LIPS REMIX)
ODB - GOT YOUR MONEY (DRE SKULL REMIX)
WE GOT A FLYER WAR ON OUR HANDS!!!!!!! Opposition propganda from the same camp. Now you KNOW this party is gonna go off. I say beat the rain and fuck.
ARE YOU SERIOUS?!? MY FAVORITE OF ALL TIME HANDS DOWN DON'T FUCK WITH ME ARMAND VAN HELDEN TRACK EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER! Off the Killing Puritans Album, 2000.
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